Party like it's 1999

Dow 13,000! Dow Transports at a record! Shorts getting their heads chopped off, the Naz on fire, S&P 500 rocking, the market is never, ever going to go back down again!

How's my tryout for CNBC going so far?

Really, I'm thankful everyday my stocks gain. The market is fun, making money is fun and seeing my portfolio track higher and higher is a blast!